Brad Paisley "Online"

Discussion in 'General Archery Forum' started by Dredly, Aug 15, 2007.

  1. Dredly

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    Awesome song! Heard it this morning and was LMAO! here are the lyrics, go watch the video on YouTube :)

    Artist/Band: Paisley Brad
    Lyrics for Song: Online
    Lyrics for Album: 5th Gear
    I work down at the Pizza Pit
    And I drive an old Hyundai
    I still live with my mom and dad
    I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
    I'm a scifi fanatic
    A mild asthmatic
    And I've never been to second base
    But there's whole ‘nother me
    That you need to see
    Go checkout MySpace

    'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
    I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
    I drive a Maserati
    I'm a black-belt in karate
    And I love a good glass of wine
    It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
    I tell them I don't want nothing serious
    'Cause even on a slow day
    I could have a three way
    Chat with two women at one time
    I’m so much cooler online
    So much cooler online

    When I get home I kiss my mom
    And she fixes me a snack
    And I head down to my basement bedroom
    And fire up my Mac
    In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A
    Is when I got the chance with the marching band
    To play tuba in the Rose Parade

    Online I live in Malibu
    I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
    I'm single and I'm rich
    And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
    It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
    I tell them I don't want nothing serious
    'Cause even on a slow day
    I could have a three way
    Chat with two women at one time
    I’m so much cooler online
    So much cooler online

    When you got my kind of stats
    It’s hard to get a date
    Let alone a real girlfriend
    But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
    Every time I login

    Online
    I’m out in Hollywood
    I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
    Even on a slow day
    I could have a three way
    Chat with two women at one time
    I’m so much cooler online
    Yeah, I’m cooler online
    I’m so much cooler online
    Yeah, I’m cooler online

    Yeah, I’m cooler online

    Yeah, I’ll see ya online
     
  2. jcmorgan31

    jcmorgan31 Prodigal Son

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    He has some funny stuff...... I've heard that one once or twice....:lol:
     

  3. Gator eye

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    Are you tring to tell us something?:D
     
  4. jcmorgan31

    jcmorgan31 Prodigal Son

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    I think he just blew Bowman's cover......:p
     
  5. hduc2005

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    now that's funny
     
  6. 'SIN'ERGY

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    Where is the OFFTOPIC section??????:laugh:
     
  7. Dredly

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    3 or 4 links down... whats your point? :D
     
  8. hoyt_hunter007

    hoyt_hunter007 Senior Member

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    have you seen the music video...its hilarious
     
  9. hoyt_hunter007

    hoyt_hunter007 Senior Member

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    and Kelli Pickler's in it :eyebrows:
     
  10. Wheely

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    The few times I have tried to post in the OFFTOPIC section, it never shows up :noidea:
     
  11. Jay Are

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    Thats because you keep trying to spam us??? :laugh:
     
  12. Gator eye

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    I like spam, fried up with some mustard and cheese.......MMMMmmm
    Top it off with a cold barley soda and it'll clean the system.:biggrin1:
     
  13. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    when you post in off topic....send Chris a pm and tell him you postsed there.....all off topic threads have to be approved......to keep out the spam
     
  14. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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  15. Wheely

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  16. Jay Are

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  17. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    at least it wasnt someone elses this time.....:peace:
     
  18. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    So true.

    Thanks for the lyrics Big D. My dial up is horrible.
     
  19. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    yup I hate dial up.....glad to be rid of it.....