Breeding Bulls .... Not Dirty

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by MoSkeeter0311, Dec 13, 2007.

  1. MoSkeeter0311

    MoSkeeter0311 New Member

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    A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they
    stopped at was the breeding bulls.
    They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

    'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, 'He mated
    50
    times last year.'

    They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

    ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
    The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, 'That's more than
    twice
    a week! You could learn a lot from him.'

    They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in
    capital letters,

    'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs,
    said,
    'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one






    The husband looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was
    with
    the same old cow.'

    The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and
    he
    should eventually make a full recovery
     
  2. Slice

    Slice The Fobinator

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  3. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :pound: :pound:
     
  4. presspal111

    presspal111 Junior Member

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    :tape: :peace: :frusty: :frusty: :frusty: :bowl: :laugh:
     
  5. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    This is not all together acceptable :tape:
     
  6. deerkiller443

    deerkiller443 Killen time

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    I hope you learned something :lol: :lol: