Distinction

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by j3dGuam, Aug 6, 2007.

  1. j3dGuam

    j3dGuam Senior Member

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    [FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know The difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,
    the definition for each is listed below...

    GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by Your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
    still cleaning, Or are you flying somewhere?"

    BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
    the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately
    result in death.
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    :peace: cheers