Florida Style

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Liv2Bowhunt, Feb 28, 2008.

  1. Liv2Bowhunt

    Liv2Bowhunt Senior Member

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    When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burgled recently,
    thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex
    watch. What they did take, however, was 'a generic white cardboard box
    filled with a grayish-white powder.' (That's at least is the way the police
    report described it.)

    A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, 'that it looked similar to
    high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time.'
    Later, Nathan stood in front of the numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the
    burglars: 'Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She
    died three years ago.'

    The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as
    Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there
    too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Scotch taped to the box was
    this note which said: 'Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie.
    Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day.
     
  2. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    thats th a law of tha land in South Fla
    use ta run down there an one time (BC)
    they told me me bout a boy tha just bough ta new toy and used thier $$$$ TO DO IT
    SAID HE'S WANTS TO PLAY BUT NOT PAY
    HES GONNA DEEP SEA FISHING WITH HIS CONCRETE WADERS ON.:Cry: :tape:
     

  3. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    EWWWWWWWWW..........:tape: