Gasoline Shortage Solution

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by clemenlp, Dec 14, 2007.

  1. clemenlp

    clemenlp Diamond in the Rough

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    Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.....


    The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!


    That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....


    Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....


    When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ...


    Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military....


    Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....


    After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....


    He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... .


    This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ....


    If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

    Problem solved.....
     
  2. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    might just work!!!!!!:usa: :usa: :usa: :usa:
     

  3. deerkiller443

    deerkiller443 Killen time

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    we should email this to him
    to bad he would never do it though:mad: :usa:
     
  4. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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    :usa: :usa: :usa:
     
  5. lungcutter

    lungcutter Senior Member

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    With ideas like that I just might use you as a write in for the presidential election.:peace:
     
  6. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    I agree with all but the last statemnet tha least we can do is give em a canteen and a rifle.
     
  7. tnts79

    tnts79 Senior Member

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    I agree :usa: And for the refusers, a canteen and a rifle but NO ammo and a one way ticket to the sandbox!...:lol: :lol:
     
  8. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    You took my post exactly.:rockon:
     
  9. deerkiller443

    deerkiller443 Killen time

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    :usa: :usa: :usa: :usa: :usa:
     
  10. bennysupreme

    bennysupreme New Member

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    best post i have seen, i'm in the airforce and work with a guy in the navy and the marrines, they both agree. "this may not be a joke" it may be something that might help the U.S. :usa: :usa: :amen: