I'm still laughin

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Southernfryedyankee, Sep 13, 2007.

  1. Southernfryedyankee

    Southernfryedyankee Senior Member

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    An arrogant State Highway employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old
    farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road."

    The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field." The Highway employee
    said, "I have the authority of the State Government to go where I want. See
    this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on farm land."

    So the old farmer went about his farm chores.

    Later, he heard loud screams and saw the State Highway employee running for
    the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder
    than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the employee at every
    step!!

    The old farmer called out, "Show him your card!!"
     
  2. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     

  3. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    thats a good one......:laugh:
     
  4. jsharp

    jsharp Junior Member

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    :amen: i figured the government would be more full of bull than a real bull
     
  5. hduc2005

    hduc2005 Senior Member

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  6. lungcutter

    lungcutter Senior Member

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    I will pass this one on to my friend who works for Penn Dot:laugh: