Kicked out

Discussion in 'Offtopic' started by Holy Smokes, Dec 14, 2007.

  1. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    Thought this would be good for a smile but it is to sad to smile much
    If you take God out what do you have left. Tha devil.
    I'll bet he's sure is smilin':mad:
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    A dog had followed his owner to school. His owner was a
    Fourth grader at a public elementary school. However,
    When the bell rang, the dog sidled inside the building and
    Made it all the way to the child's classroom before a
    Teacher noticed and shoo'ed him outside, closing the
    Door behind him. The dog sat down, whimpered and
    Stared at the closed doors. Then God appeared beside
    the dog, patted his head, and said, "Don't feel bad fella'....
    They won't let ME in either."
     
  2. STRO

    STRO get'n rid of target panic

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    I'll give you an AMEN
     

  3. Dredly

    Dredly Site Guru

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    don't forget about Abraham and Muhammad and Budda, and...
     
  4. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    they got taht left liberal commie boot to.
     
  5. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    This is why my sons both go to Christian Schools. They took God out of our public schools so I took my sons out of their schools also.:amen:
     
  6. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    Way ta go
    now heres a smrt man who wants his kids to be raise right and not wiht tha left upbringing
    :peace:
     
  7. Dredly

    Dredly Site Guru

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    ahahahahaha

    Sorry I can't help it... around her we have 2 private "catholic" schools...

    Pius X and BECA (Bethlehem / Easton Catholic Academy I think).

    If you want to get your hands on anything illegal you go to them, they make the public schools look well behaved :bowl:
     
  8. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    Oh those wicked C,s:laugh:
    It is a good lifestyle to do what ya want to and then go tell tha priest all about and git your forgiveness
    unlike true christianity that says to live a right life before God and man
     
  9. Jay Are

    Jay Are Junior Member

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    But look on the bright side--- we can still name our Teddy Bears any name we want in this country!!!!!!!!:usa:
     
  10. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    what?????:dizzy: :dizzy:
     
  11. BillT

    BillT Junior Member

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    Read the Good Book

    Holy Smokes, You'd sound like more of a minister and less like a stupid bigot if you'd spend a little time with your Bible. Can I suggest you start with John 20:23?

    Sounds like you need to work on your own salvation, "preacher"! God bless you!
     
  12. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    :faint2: :faint2: :faint2: :faint2:
     
  13. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    :yield: :pound: :pound: :pound: :pound:
     
  14. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    John 20:21-23

    21 Then said Jesus to them again, Peace be unto you: as my Father hath sent me, even so send I you.

    22 And when he had said this, he breathed on them, and saith unto them, Receive ye the Holy Ghost:

    23 Whose soever sins ye remit, they are remitted unto them; and whose soever sins ye retain, they are retained.
    KJV

    My good man I was not trying to step on in C toes
    If we could put this verse in context with the rest of the scripture we would find that he was authorizing them to go an baptise them in the Name of Jesus Christ for the remission of their sins


    Mark 16:15-17

    15 And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.

    16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.


    KJV




    Luke 24:45-49

    45 Then opened he their understanding, that they might understand the scriptures,

    46 And said unto them, Thus it is written, and thus it behoved Christ to suffer, and to rise from the dead the third day:

    47 And that repentance and remission of sins should be preached in his name among all nations, beginning at Jerusalem.

    48 And ye are witnesses of these things.

    49 And, behold, I send the promise of my Father upon you: but tarry ye in the city of Jerusalem, until ye be endued with power from on high.
    KJV


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    Acts 2:37-39

    37 Now when they heard this, they were pricked in their heart, and said unto Peter and to the rest of the apostles, Men and brethren, what shall we do?

    38 Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

    39 For the promise is unto you, and to your children, and to all that are afar off, even as many as the Lord our God shall call.
    KJV


    the Bible also let us know that just one mouth or mans writings are not valid to make a doctrine so it takes 2 or 3



    2 Cor 13:1
    3:1 This is the third time I am coming to you. In the mouth of two or three witnesses shall every word be established .KJV



    Eph 2:17-20

    17 And came and preached peace to you which were afar off, and to them that were nigh.

    18 For through him we both have access by one Spirit unto the Father.

    19 Now therefore ye are no more strangers and foreigners, but fellowcitizens with the saints, and of the household of God;

    20 And are built upon the foundation of the apostles and prophets, Jesus Christ himself being the chief corner stone;
    KJV







    2 Peter 1:19-2:1

    19 We have also a more sure word of prophecy; whereunto ye do well that ye take heed, as unto a light that shineth in a dark place, until the day dawn, and the day star arise in your hearts:

    20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

    21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost .


    KJV

    As you will see there is mention of more than 1 mouth in these passages.
    Again I am not trying to steps on any toes but only to make a point that we confess to the Lord, Jesus Christ

    1 John 1:5-10

    5 This then is the message which we have heard of him, and declare unto you, that God is light, and in him is no darkness at all.

    6 If we say that we have fellowship with him, and walk in darkness, we lie, and do not the truth:

    7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

    8 If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.

    9 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

    10 If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us.
    KJV:peace: :peace: :peace:
     
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  15. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    :peace: :peace: :peace: :peace: :peace:
     
  16. lungcutter

    lungcutter Senior Member

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    Well said! Smokes you sure know your scriptures.

    I agree that it is a sad state of affairs that we need to take Christ out of everything to be PC when this nation was founded on Christian principals.

    We need to remember that the fields are ready for harvest. Who is it that is going to do the harvesting? The most important thing that we can give to the children today is an example of what a real Christian is and how they should live.
     
  17. Dredly

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    Wow that was uncalled for. well handled smokes... :laugh:

    Sounds to me like SOMEONE needs confession for very bad reasons! :censored:
     
  18. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    See what you got me into Big D :laugh:
     
  19. Dredly

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    I didn't do it! Blame that other guy! :laugh: