Ku Klux Klan

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by BUNNYMAN, Aug 19, 2008.

  1. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community can't tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.'

    No one moved. The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.' Again all was quiet.

    Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, 'Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.'

    The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.
     
  2. Scrotang

    Scrotang Junior Member

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  3. goldflinger

    goldflinger Senior Member

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    I don't get it.:noidea:
     
  4. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    :doh: :doh: :doh:

    if i have to explain it, it just isnt that funny.........
     
  5. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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  6. QSA

    QSA One eyed/Gutless wonder

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    saw that one comingfrom 5 miles away :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: