Life Lessons

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Slippy, Apr 30, 2008.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Buckeyes #1

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    An ole Papa Bull and his adolescent bull calf were sitting a top a hill overlooking a lush meadow filled with cows grazing under the sunset enjoying some R&R and the young bull looks up and says to his dad: "ya know what dad, I'm thinking I might just walk down into that meadow and breed one of them there cows." ....The Dad, pauses for a minute before responding and says.....: Okay, you do that son, but I'm going to run down and breed them all!

    Lesson learned, listen to your elders!
     
  2. archer1983

    archer1983 New Member

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    Thats not funny at all.
     

  3. Slippy

    Slippy Buckeyes #1

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    You're lucky we don't ride the same bus!

    Cause I'd knock your freaking block off. :boxing:
     
  4. archer1983

    archer1983 New Member

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    :pout:

    I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

    Plus, I thought we were friends? :wave:
     
  5. goldflinger

    goldflinger Senior Member

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    I heard this joke before. But it was better the way I heard it.
     
  6. pred8er

    pred8er He who eats fuzzy animals

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    Wrong.......all wrong:( I don't know what to say.
     
  7. Slippy

    Slippy Buckeyes #1

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    :noidea: :mad:
     
  8. archer1983

    archer1983 New Member

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    Chip, face the facts. The joke sucked :censored: . :wave:
     
  9. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    Slippy you told it wrong.....

    the SON say's "Lets run down there and breed one of the cows"

    the Mucher WISER father says "if we walk down we can breed them all"

    **NO ONE ELSE LOOK AT THIS**

    (slippy, if they walk, they wont be as tired):wave:
     
  10. Slippy

    Slippy Buckeyes #1

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    I thought, if the one ran, he'd get to all of them before the walking one got there?? :noidea:

    Forget it. Maybe I did :censored: it up. I just heard it on a movie the other day with Shawn Penn and that old guy who is in like 100 movies each year.
     
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  11. pred8er

    pred8er He who eats fuzzy animals

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    Age and wisdom will almost always win out over youth and exuberance.:biggrin1:
     
  12. STRO

    STRO get'n rid of target panic

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    I can't stop laughing at how you messed this one up Excuses.





















    Excuses (aka slippy) you are now banned from the joke section. Please do not post any more jokes, unless you are posting a video of you missing from the sudden breeze. Now that there was fuuuunnnnnnyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. TEN RING

    TEN RING ONE SHOT ONE KILL

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    Anytime I see slippy and joke forum I just look away:laugh:
     
  14. archer1983

    archer1983 New Member

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    Wait.

    Stop right there. Thats where you messed up. :wave:
     
  15. Slippy

    Slippy Buckeyes #1

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    :mad: :censored: :mad:
     
  16. archer1983

    archer1983 New Member

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