Life of a warrior!!!

Discussion in 'General Archery Forum' started by HCAman, Mar 11, 2008.

  1. HCAman

    HCAman New Member

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    I once was a fine specimen. I had several brethren that were similar, but I was one of the elite. I was matched with eleven of my elite brothers and sent out on our journey. We ended up at the home of a fine craftsman, who adorned us with matching war paint and ferocious looking feathers. I was a beautiful GT UL Pro 22. Our career began with bags and foam. We seen many a 12 ring in our time. Once in a while when our captain was not focused we would get lost. But our glorious war paint allowed us to be found easily. We traveled afar and seen many wooded land, usually we would fight alone. Once in a while our captain would allow us to do battle indoors where we could fight in groups of three or five. Alas, one fine day on the practice field, one of my brethren came into formation at an abnormal angle. My spine was fractured. The boss inspected me with a gentle bend and a few fine curse words later; I was retired to the quiver never to see glory again. Struck down in my prime! Upon returning home, I was stripped of my weapon and sat on a shelf, with some other fine warriors with injuries, and one weirdo that looked like a Siamese twin. Not sure what happened there; they, or it was an outcast. We traded stories of the battlefield until they were all told. Then boredom set in. Day after day passed and I began to realize that I was of little use. Then one day the captain came in, picked me up and began to modify me! I didn’t have my glorious war paint anymore. I haven’t seen any of my brethren, but I am useful again!!! My life has meaning. Even if all I do is replace a broken piece of plastic.


    Works great. The plastic piece on this bifold door wore out and the 22 fit perfectly in the hole. Have any other uses for our fallen warriors?



     
  2. Bozwell

    Bozwell Rytera Rocks!

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    Great story !!!!!!!!!

    Why don't you put two more together and you'll have a trilogy! :peace:
     

  3. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    Don't give up your day job......................:tape: :laugh:
     
  4. HCAman

    HCAman New Member

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    What day Job!!!:biggrin1:
     
  5. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    Thats what I meant by.......:tape:
     
  6. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    ummm.........maybe you should right childrens books.....:noidea:

    like for infants, with as few words as possible.....:noidea:
     
  7. HCAman

    HCAman New Member

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    Are you trying to tell me not to write anymore?:laugh: :laugh: :biggrin1:
     
  8. bullfiddle

    bullfiddle Movin on up!!!

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  9. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!


    How much did he pay you for that post????:doh:
     
  10. HCAman

    HCAman New Member

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  11. bullfiddle

    bullfiddle Movin on up!!!

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    Nothin I am not afraid to give a Brother credit...:noidea:
     
  12. BowhuntnHoosier

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    Hey..........you shootin this Sunday???:noidea:
     
  13. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    I know money is getting tight so I thought maybe you were sellin your soul.:noidea:
     
  14. HCAman

    HCAman New Member

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    I don't know yet, I doubt it though. I will call you if I do!!!:peace:
     
  15. BowhuntnHoosier

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    hehehehe skeered ain't ya???:D
     
  16. HCAman

    HCAman New Member

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    i don't think so. I aint skeered of no Ma.. Mat... :puke:
     
  17. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    Yeah go ahead spit it out. Give in to your jealously.:peace:
     
  18. Jay Are

    Jay Are Junior Member

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    I think he was trying to say, it was too many words for him to read and didn't have enough pictures in it for him to understand the story? :noidea: :tape: :biggrin1:
     
  19. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    nope, thats not it.......:noidea:
     
  20. tnts79

    tnts79 Senior Member

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    Well said! I used one of my broken arrows(split nock/shaft) to replace one of the fiberglass sections of the legs for my blind.