Little Johnnie

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by hduc2005, Sep 18, 2007.

  1. hduc2005

    hduc2005 Senior Member

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    George W. Bush goes to an Elementary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR.

    After his speech he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George W. asks him for his name.





    " Stanley," responds the little boy.

    "And what is your question, Stanley ?"

    "Actually, I have 4 questions:
    First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
    Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
    Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden
    Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?

    Just that moment, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

    After recess George W. says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

    Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name.

    "Little Johnnie" he responds.

    "And what is your question, Little Johnnie?"

    "Actually Sir, I have 6 questions:
    First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
    Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
    Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
    Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?
    Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
    And sixth, what the F... happened to Stanley ?"
     
  2. lungcutter

    lungcutter Senior Member

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    This sounds more like a question for John Kerry instead of George W. :tape:
     

  3. Huya

    Huya Senior Member

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    Well I agree with lung cutter.