not for the kids or smokes.......but it is pretty funny....

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by BUNNYMAN, Dec 4, 2007.

  1. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    SANTA AINT HAPPY

    A Christmas Story

    'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
    He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
    Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
    I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

    I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
    Instead of 'Thanks Santa'--what do I hear?
    The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
    The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

    Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
    Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
    And just when I thought that things would get better
    Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
    They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
    Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

    And the kids these days--they all are the pits
    They want the impossible--Those mean little ****s
    I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
    Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
    I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
    They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!

    Flying through the air...dodging the trees
    Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
    I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
    I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

    There's No Christmas this year now you know the reason,
    I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season
     
  2. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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    It's been a while since I have heard that one...:lol:
     

  3. Werd

    Werd Senior Member

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    :pound: :dizzy: :laugh:
     
  4. Cablegaurd21

    Cablegaurd21 Senior Member

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    No Christmas? Does that mean I can take back your gift Bunnyman?:noidea:
     
  5. hduc2005

    hduc2005 Senior Member

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  6. Werd

    Werd Senior Member

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    that would be cool, like do a drawing and whoevers name you pick you have to buy them something archery related. <3:hug: :dizzy:
     
  7. Cablegaurd21

    Cablegaurd21 Senior Member

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    I don't think any of us could afford to buy you arrows WERD! It would take a months salary!:lol: And thats just for opening day next year.:doh:
     
  8. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    POST OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  9. Cablegaurd21

    Cablegaurd21 Senior Member

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    :humble: I would just like to thank my family for always being there for me...and all of my friends...oh gosh I know I'm forgetting somebody...and God of coarse....ummm...oh yeah and my producer....Oh and my Fans...I LOVE YOU ALL....have a great night!:peace: