Not to step on anyone's toes

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by MoSkeeter0311, Oct 4, 2007.

  1. MoSkeeter0311

    MoSkeeter0311 New Member

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    :tape: WHAT DO DEER THINK...?

    Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was
    being interviewed by a French journalist and animal rights activist.
    The discussion came around to deer hunting.

    The journalist asked, 'What do you think is the last thought in
    the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?'
    or is it 'Are you the one who killed my brother?'

    Nugent replied, 'Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking.
    All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going
    to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very
    much like the French.'

    The interview ended at that point
     

  2. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    :tape: :tape: :tape: :tape:
     
  3. Josh_Putman

    Josh_Putman My little huntin buddy

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    Something to add to this. There is a giant archway in Paris I believe, that was to be marched through by a victorious army. It has reportedly never been used.........by the french. :doh:
     
  4. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    :amen: :amen: :amen: :amen:
     
  5. lungcutter

    lungcutter Senior Member

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    God bless Uncle Ted!!! I don't think I could have said it better.:peace:
     
  6. tnts79

    tnts79 Senior Member

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    :lol: :lol: :thumb: Perfect!
     
  7. Werd

    Werd Senior Member

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    gotta love uncle ted. hes a cool dude. i meet him at a sportman show in reading. it was cool.