oh you aint gonna believe this........

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  1. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    that didnt work:doh:
     
  2. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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  3. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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  4. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    it was a story about.......let me see if i can get a better link:laugh:
     
  5. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    Woman Sat On Toilet For 2 Years

    WICHITA, Kan.(AP) Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years _ so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the man finally called police.

    It appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat, said Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple. The woman initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

    "We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

    Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the boyfriend.

    "She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

    Police declined to release the couple's names, but the boyfriend, Kory McFarren, agreed to be interviewed Wednesday by The Associated Press. He identified his girlfriend as Pam Bab****.

    McFarren, 36, told investigators he took Bab**** food and water and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

    "And her reply would be, 'Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

    McFarren told the AP that he wasn't to blame, and that it was solely Bab****'s choice to remain in the bathroom.

    "She is an adult; she made her own decision. It was my fault I should have gotten help for her sooner; I admit that. But after a while, you kind of get used to it," McFarren said.




    Although authorities said they think Bab**** was in the bathroom for two years, McFarren said he wasn't certain how long she stayed there. He said she had a phobia about leaving the room because of childhood beatings.

    "It just kind of happened one day. She went in and had been in there a little while, the next time it was a little longer. Then she got it in her head she was going to stay _ like it was a safe place for her," McFarren said.

    But McFarren said Bab**** moved around in the bathroom during that time, bathed and changed into the clothes he brought her. He said they conversed and had an otherwise normal relationship _ except that it all happened in the bathroom.

    McFarren, who works at an antique store, said he has been taking care of Bab**** for the 16 years they have lived together.

    McFarren called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said.

    Police found Bab**** clothed and sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked as if they had atrophied, Whipple said.

    "She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

    She was reported in fair condition at a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

    McFarren said that his girlfriend has an infection in her legs that has damaged her nerves, and that she has no feeling in her legs. She may wind up in a wheelchair, he said.

    Authorities said they did not know whether she was mentally or physically disabled.

    The case has been the buzz of Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.
     
  6. Wheely

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    Wow, now that is crazy :doh:
     
  7. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    I couldnt post it in the for real sections, no one would believe it.......
     
  8. Holy Smokes

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    Yeah saw that earlier on tha world net news site stupid
    prue stupidty
     
  9. steve bear

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    Larry the cable guy will love this.....:Cry:
     
  10. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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  11. Ronhop

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    I lover the quote: "After a while you kind of get used to it..."...

    Man, some times, more often than not, I think we're surrounded by idiots...

    Ron
     
  12. jcmorgan31

    jcmorgan31 Prodigal Son

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    I was getting ready to quote the exact same line Ron...... :lol:
     
  13. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    Now that is just crazy...........:dizzy:
     
  14. STLBlue55

    STLBlue55 Guest

    hahahahah:laugh: brokenarrow


    how could youy not get that?
     
  15. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    he did get that, he was making fun:doh:

    but on a serious note......they are finding out that both him and her had some mental issues..........
     
  16. BowhuntnHoosier

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    I think I had that all figured out already. Too bad they did'nt have others around to help them out. Sometimes I feel I am not doing enough to help out the less fortunate around me.:tape:
     
  17. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    how are you going to help everyone???:noidea: