police dog wanted

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by hduc2005, Oct 22, 2007.

  1. hduc2005

    hduc2005 Senior Member

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    On a hot summer day, a red-neck came into town with his dog. He tied the
    dog under the shade of a tree and went in to the bar for a cold beer.
    About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned
    the dog tied under the tree. The red-neck said that it was his. The
    policeman said "Your dog seems to! be in heat." The redneck replies, "No
    way dog's in heat--she's cool cause I got 'er tied under the shade of
    the tree."
    The policeman says, "No! You don't understand--your dogs needs to be
    bred. "No way," the redneck says, "dog don't need bread, shes not
    hungry, cause I fed her beef jerky this mornin'"
    Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to
    understand. Your dog wants to have sex!"
    The redneck looks at him and says, "Go ahead. I always wanted a police
    dog!"
     
  2. Southernfryedyankee

    Southernfryedyankee Senior Member

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     

  3. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    :doh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :doh:


    Hey Louie...nice avatar...:biggrin1:
     
  4. jt13077

    jt13077 Senior Member

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    :D :lol: :lol: :laugh:
     
  5. Werd

    Werd Senior Member

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    thats what im going to need here soon =] just a joke....please nobody dont take that offensivly...bunnyman im sorry if it bothers you...
     
  6. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    Yeah if ya got a herd of 50 it would be in order only if tha state laws advocate.:biggrin1:
    Now quite messin' with tha Bman.:cool: :peace: