Skinny Dipping

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by scottg, Jun 12, 2007.

  1. scottg

    scottg Huntin Junkie

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    SKINNY DIPPING

    An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
    He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely: Picnic tables,
    horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees.
    The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.
    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look
    it over, as he hadn't been there in a while. He grabbed a
    five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard
    voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch
    of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware
    of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
    All of the of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
    The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
    swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
    Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

    Old men can still think fast.
     
  2. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    Sounds like something my uncle would have come up with.:laugh:
     

  3. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    does anyone know the wherabouts of said pond......:noidea:
     
  4. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    I doubt the old farmer would take very kindly to you skinny dippin in his pond.:doh:
     
  5. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    darn........:Cry: :Cry:
     
  6. papito

    papito Petering it since 06

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    That would be a SCARY sight!!!!