The 2 hunters

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by wvbowhunter, Jan 25, 2008.

  1. wvbowhunter

    wvbowhunter wvbowhunter

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    There are two moose hunters who hop
    on a float-plane and fly to their

    destination. When the plane arrives at the

    lake, the pilot says: "In three days, I'll

    meet you two guys back here with one

    moose." The plane flew away and the

    men set up camp.

    The first day they shot nothing. The

    second, one man shot a moose and on

    the third day, the second man shot

    another moose. The plane came to pick

    them up, and the pilot said: "What are you

    doing, I told you to be here with only one

    moose, not two." The hunters told the

    pilot that last year, the pilot let them take

    two mooses (mice?). The pilot wanted to

    stay competitive with the other pilots and

    made an exception this time to let the

    hunters take two mooses. With the extra

    weight, the plane barely got off the lake,

    then hit a tree and crashed. One hunter

    crawled over to his buddy to see if he was

    hurt. He shook him, then he woke up and

    said, dazed: "Where are we?" The first

    man answered: "About 100 feet from

    where we crashed last year."
     
  2. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    :lol: :D :biggrin1: :lol: :dizzy: :biggrin1: