The new record holders

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by clemenlp, Aug 8, 2007.

  1. clemenlp

    clemenlp Diamond in the Rough

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    Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and the Hunchback of Notre Dame were talking one day.

    Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe I am the most beautiful girl in the world."

    Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

    The Hunchback of Notre Dame said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest
    person in the world."

    So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have
    their claims verified.

    Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's
    official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."

    Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphantly, "I am now officially the
    smallest person in the world."

    Sometime later, the Hunchback of Notre Dame comes out looking utterly
    confused and says, "Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell?"
     

  2. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  3. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    Oh no you didn'...
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  4. papito

    papito Petering it since 06

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    :laugh: :laugh: :peace:
     
  5. hduc2005

    hduc2005 Senior Member

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    now that's funny :doh: :doh: :doh:
     
  6. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    Whats so funny it totally true.