Things to Ponder...(Too much time on my hands)

Discussion in 'Offtopic' started by MoSkeeter0311, Mar 8, 2008.

  1. MoSkeeter0311

    MoSkeeter0311 New Member

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    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


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    Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? and then what about the difference in the sales tax ....where does the rest of the decimal go? Its not rounded off at the register..........??????????????????

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    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


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    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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    What disease did cured ham actually have?


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    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


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    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?


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    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


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    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


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    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


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    Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.


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    Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?


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    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


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    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?


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    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?


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    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


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    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!


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    If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?


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    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


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    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


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    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


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    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


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    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


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    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
     
  2. hoyt_hunter007

    hoyt_hunter007 Senior Member

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    :laugh:

    These are the questions that haunt me...
     

  3. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    WOW.............some of those are very deep.:dizzy:
     
  4. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    So are some potholes...:laugh:

    Great list...
     
  5. QSA

    QSA One eyed/Gutless wonder

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    Yes why is it a POTHOLE when it is in a road?
     
  6. Josh_Putman

    Josh_Putman My little huntin buddy

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    Why is it the windshield wiper on the drivers side always starts to streak first?

    :cool:
     
  7. Dredly

    Dredly Site Guru

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    why the hell am I singing the ABC song and trying to throw in random words to twinkle twinkle...

    GGGRRRR :frusty:
     
  8. archerykid12

    archerykid12 New Member

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    lol good stuff:biggrin1:
     
  9. MoSkeeter0311

    MoSkeeter0311 New Member

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    Why do they say I have a "pot belly" when I only drink beer and don't smoke pot?

    Why do I have a laptop computer when (As a FBSA member) I don't have a lap. :noidea:
     
  10. trussoni

    trussoni Ninja Fighting Fool

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    the pot belly comment is just funny
     
  11. SinGin

    SinGin Banned

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    Ya you got me on the song one also, dang it.
     
  12. Dooby

    Dooby Scooby Dooby Doo!

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    Hahaha!

    I love those sorta things. Like:

    Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
     
  13. QSA

    QSA One eyed/Gutless wonder

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    Or why are there braille on drive up ATM's. Do the blind really need to be driving?
     
  14. MoSkeeter0311

    MoSkeeter0311 New Member

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    Do Native American Indians wish they would have had stricter Immirgration Laws?

    (A lesson should have been learned here) :amen: