This is just down right terrible

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Southernfryedyankee, May 8, 2007.

  1. Southernfryedyankee

    Southernfryedyankee Senior Member

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    A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone
    inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise
    and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of
    the grief they have experienced.

    They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to
    be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one
    in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of
    His fingers and the wish is granted.

    This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God
    is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
    When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
    laughing his head off.

    Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
    The guy eventually calms down and says:
    "Make 'em all ugly again.
     
  2. MoBowman

    MoBowman Senior Member

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     

  3. STRO

    STRO get'n rid of target panic

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    Ha Ha Ha that there is a funny one :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  4. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    now thats funny.......:biggrin1:
     
  5. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    That's HILARIOUS!!!!!!:pound: :pound: :pound: :pound:
     
  6. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    :doh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  7. StarvedWriter

    StarvedWriter Junior Member

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