Three things to Ponder...

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  1. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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    ------ Three things to Ponder



    Three Things to Ponder:

    1. Cows
    2. The Constitution
    3. The Ten Commandments

    COWS

    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during
    the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million i llegal aliens wandering around our country.
    Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

    THE CONSTITUTION

    They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why
    don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


    THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:

    You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not
    Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
    lawyers, judges and politicians... It creates a hostile work environment.
     
  2. kbohunt

    kbohunt are u a fat boy?

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    yep

    Very well put Wheely:rockon:
     

  3. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    somebody allready posted this:noidea:
     
  4. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  5. QSA

    QSA One eyed/Gutless wonder

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    ooooooooooook it is right thou
     
  6. SinGin

    SinGin Banned

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    She's a Mod now, she can do what she wants.
     
  7. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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    I never saw it so it doesn't count :p
     
  8. J.C.

    J.C. New Member

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    I'm still pondering that pole dancing cow.......:dizzy: :lol:
     
  9. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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    it was dancing in the email, but I couldn't get it to work :noidea: