Turkeys outside my house

Discussion in 'Bowhunting forum' started by Chris, May 21, 2007.

  1. Chris

    Chris Administrator Staff Member

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    I live across the street from a state park. There have always been some big turkeys over there.

    Well, today the kids are just about to head to the bus stop. We look outside and right where they catch the bus is this monster tom. Must have had a 10-12" beard.

    Of course I can't shoot him.:Cry:
     
  2. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    cant???:noidea: or wont???:biggrin1:

    I say set up an ambush and get that gobbler.....:rockon:
     

  3. chelleo

    chelleo Senior Member

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    Our friends live next to a golf course and they get turkeys all over the place...I told them I'll take care of the turkey problems for them Muahhahahhaa....but never saw any big toms.

    It's funny I'd really have no issue hunting a gobbler but not a deer or anything like that. It's that omg killing Bambi thing I couldn't do it. I'd love to give one of those gobbler guillotine broadhead doo dads a try. Am I sick or what??? (hush bowman)
     
  4. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    SHOOT HIM!!!
    Sorry I got excited...:tape: :laugh:
     
  5. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    I have 2 of them gobbler gulitines (brand new, still in the package) you can have at a "REAL GOOD PRICE":biggrin1:

    PM me and I will send you the Details of the "DEAL".....:rockon:
     
  6. Chris

    Chris Administrator Staff Member

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    I know a place I can get a really good deal. See, I just walk up to the wall. Look left, look right. Ahhh Gobbler Guollotines. Pull them off the wall and install them. :biggrin1:
     
  7. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    That's not very nice...:Cry:
    :laugh:
     
  8. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    but you do have to pay for them.....eventually......

    I am going to offer a one time really special offer....
     
  9. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    Set ya a hen or 2 up in your front yard and set up in your srubery and whack em.
     
  10. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    Chris dont have shrubery......he has tumbleweed.....:pound: :pound: :pound:
     
  11. red44

    red44 Senior Member

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    Does doublebull make a school bus blind??????
     
  12. kbohunt

    kbohunt are u a fat boy?

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    Ha,CHRIS?

    Sounds like ya got a turkey problem.
    Well We can fix that, if we cant fix anything else!
    >>> SHOOTEM & GRILLEM & EATEM<<<
    That was easy!:laugh:
     
  13. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1:
     
  14. red44

    red44 Senior Member

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    You are obligated to shoot him. Don't screw with those kids' heads. Otherwise they'll think food comes from the grocery store.:biggrin1:
     
  15. kbohunt

    kbohunt are u a fat boy?

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    Yep!

    The guy's got a point!
    Get the blind & show all those kid's, who is the man!
    Grillem:peace:
     
  16. STRO

    STRO get'n rid of target panic

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    That there was funny!!!!!