Two hillbillies walk in a restaurant

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by tmurphy, Jan 18, 2008.

  1. tmurphy

    tmurphy Guest

    Two hillbillies walk in a restaurant and sit down

    After ordering a woman begins to cough.

    One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?

    The woman shakes her head no.

    "Kin ya breathe?"

    The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

    The Hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

    The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

    As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

    His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seen nobody do it. :D :lol:
     
  2. pred8er

    pred8er He who eats fuzzy animals

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    Hope she was good look'n :pound: :pound:
     

  3. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    OH MY LORD!

    I think I just pee'd alittle...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  4. J.C.

    J.C. New Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: