Usrsf

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by scottg, Nov 23, 2007.

  1. scottg

    scottg Huntin Junkie

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    Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)


    These Alabama boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
     
  2. bullfiddle

    bullfiddle Movin on up!!!

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    Sign me up....:thumb:
     

  3. STRO

    STRO get'n rid of target panic

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    Oh my lord, I know a few guys like that
     
  4. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    Ditto...:boxing: :eyebrows:
     
  5. jcmorgan31

    jcmorgan31 Prodigal Son

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    Now that's a big pea shooter........ :scared:
     
  6. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    6. They dont think the Cowboys chearleaders are hot.
    7. They keep saying double wide trailers are not the Hilton.
     
  7. jcmorgan31

    jcmorgan31 Prodigal Son

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    8. They put sugar on grits instead of butter.....
     
  8. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  9. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    yuck:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
     
  10. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    they wantta take out yore Momma wife and babys with a ditry bomb
    just where is that recruitin' table boys:hand: :usa2:
     
  11. QSA

    QSA One eyed/Gutless wonder

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    Have .50 Cal will travel lol