Why I am voting Democrat

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by scottg, Aug 24, 2008.

  1. scottg

    scottg Huntin Junkie

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    Why I am voting Democrat

    I'm voting Democrat because I beleive the government will do a better
    of spending the money that I earn, than I would.

    I am voting Democrat because freedom of speach is fine as long as
    nobody is offended by it.

    I am voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq, I can be
    assured that the bad guys will stop what they are doing because they
    will think that we are good people now.

    I am voting Democrat because I beleive that the people who can't tell
    us wether or not it will rain on Friday... Can tell us that the polar
    ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

    I am voting Democrat because that I believe that businesses should not
    be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and
    then give the rest to the government for redistribution as politicians
    see fit.

    I am voting Democrat because I beleive the Supreme Court Justices need
    to rewrite the constitution every month to suit some activist kooks
    who would never get their agendas past the voters.

    I am voting Democrat because I beleive that if criminals or terrorist
    invade my home, I don't want any guns in house that might hurt them.

    I am voting Democrat because I think that marriage doesn't need to be
    just for a man and a woman. I think that people should be free to
    marry whatever they want. I have decided to marry my dog.

    I am voting Democrat because I think the workers that have paid into
    social security all these years don't need or deserve it as badly as
    illegal aliens and persons perpetrating welfare fraud.

    I am voting Democrat because I want to pay even more expensive health
    insurance premiums so persond who do not pay a penny for their
    healthcare can flood the healthcare systme everytime that they have a
    headache.

    I am voting Democrat because I want to further reduce our baby killing
    military forces and just hope that no one wants to invade the USA.

    I am voting Democrat because I feel that a president who is ashamed of
    his country, ashamed to wear an American flag pin, who will not say
    the pledge of allegiance to the flag and who has never had a real job
    and yet lives in a 1.6 million dollar mansion... Has the best intrest
    of the nation and my family as his primary objective.

    I am voting Democrat because I want Speaker of the house, like Nancy
    Pelosi to save the planet, while destroying the United States of
    America.

    I am voting Democrat because I want more real patriots like Harry Reid
    to be in positions of leadership.

    I am voting Democrat because I want to pay higher taxes to fund
    giveaway pork barrel programs that have no benifit to me or the
    country, but make croocked politicians rich.

    I am voting Democrat because I want to bring oil from countries that
    support terrorist organizations that want to destroy America. Why
    drill for domestic oil when we can just buy it from them for $150 per
    barrel?

    MAKES YOU EVEN WONDER WHY ANYONE WOULD EVER VOTE FOR A REPUBLICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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    :rockon: :peace: :thumb:
     

  3. sfhunter

    sfhunter New Member

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    :frusty: :welcome: :usa:
     
  4. ace7038

    ace7038 New Member

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    Reading posts like this are one of the few times I AM glad I am a Canadian.

    Of course we are looking at having an election coming up soon as well, :frusty: :frusty: :frusty:
     
  5. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    Man hast thou waxed eloquent:nod: :usa2:
     
  6. pilot

    pilot Senior Member

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    :peace: Say on brother...
     
  7. hunter2678

    hunter2678 New Member

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    :amen: :amen: :amen: .....although after sending this one out to some liberal friends my spell checker went crazy on it...a good number of misspelled words..but we get the jist~~!!:rockon:
     
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  8. scottg

    scottg Huntin Junkie

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    Sorry about all the misspelled words, it was written by a dumb republican that barely graduated high school. He can't spell very good, but he can smell a rat and Obama smells real bad. :peace: :rockon:
     
  9. duckslayer870

    duckslayer870 New Member

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    truer words were never spoken :usa: :usa: :usa: :usa: