why men don't write advice columns

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  1. scottg

    scottg Huntin Junkie

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    Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns

    Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for twelve years.

    When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

    Can you please help?

    Sincerely, Sheila

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    Dear Sheila: A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

    I hope this helps.
    -Walter
     
  2. SinGin

    SinGin Banned

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    I would like to add to check the dist. cap and roator.
     

  3. jcmorgan31

    jcmorgan31 Prodigal Son

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    Where exactly is the roator located and what does it do????:laugh:
     
  4. Ronhop

    Ronhop RIP

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    It raotors.... Man, do we have to teach you everything ? :laugh:

    Ron
     
  5. QSA

    QSA One eyed/Gutless wonder

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    Check the dwell on the points also.
     
  6. SinGin

    SinGin Banned

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    Under the dist. cap, duh. and check your PM's
     
  7. Gator eye

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    You stuck in the 70's again??:doh: