Women......heheheheh...

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Ivan, Jul 7, 2007.

  1. Ivan

    Ivan Junior Member

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    If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.

    :tape:
     
  2. Ivan

    Ivan Junior Member

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    any things to say about women???

    Hey guys,
    Do u have any things to say about women???

    :doh:
     

  3. Dredly

    Dredly Site Guru

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    Not with Niteshade, JAG, Wheels, and Pink over here now!
     
  4. J.A.G.

    J.A.G. Senior Member

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    and? what's you're point?


    :laugh:
     
  5. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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    at least we don't have to wear Dirty underwear cuz we didn't pack enough :peace:
     
  6. Doc Holliday

    Doc Holliday Slippy for President!

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    :rockon: :laugh:

    Do you know why women's feet are smaller than men's?

    So they can get closer to the sink and oven. :whistle:
     
  7. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    nice:rockon: .......I mean NOT FUNNY:mad: :biggrin1:
     
  8. Doc Holliday

    Doc Holliday Slippy for President!

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    You should have seen the look my wife gave me when I told her the joke. :biggrin1:
     
  9. Gary J

    Gary J Member

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    You can pack half as many if you use both sides :laugh:
     
  10. Ivan

    Ivan Junior Member

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    Hey guys,
    Here's a new joke about women...


    "There were three women walking on a beach and they find a bottle laying in the sand they rub it and a genie pops out. The genie says ill give you all 1 wish. The first women thinks and says I wish I was the smartest women in the world. The genie say poof ok wish granted your the smartest women in the world. The next women says I want to be ten times smarter than the smartest women in the world. The genie says poof wish granted. The next women thinks then says I wish I was one-hundred times smarter than the women ten times smarter than the smartest women in the world. The genis says poof and makes her a man. "


    If somebody have problem what genie is, then genie is a servant of magic lamp of folk tale "Alladin".

    heheheheh.....
    I think its now time to laugh.
     
  11. J.C.

    J.C. New Member

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    they're soft and they usually smell good. :biggrin1:
     
  12. niteshade

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    well, you might not know that women are the fashion police.....we will give you a citation for wearing your underwear for 2 days and then turning them to the other side:doh: also, WE know how to color coordinate our clothes for the right occasion......thats why we need so much to go on vacation.....thats also why we get the looks and you guys wearing sandals and socks don't:biggrin1:
     
  13. J.A.G.

    J.A.G. Senior Member

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    Nooooooo, it's so we can fit more shoes in the closet....
     
  14. Jay Are

    Jay Are Junior Member

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    underwear???? Whats that?
     
  15. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
     
  16. sasquach3D

    sasquach3D Junior Member

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    Sasquach women are all hairy.
     
  17. Ronhop

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    I just heard this last weekend...

    Golf....

    G.O.L.F.

    Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden
    :biggrin1:

    Not that this has anything to do with archery... Sounded funny though.

    Ron
     
  18. steve bear

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    if a man walked mi's out in the woods & no woman anywhere,he makes a statement,would he still be wrong?:tape:
     
  19. Ivan

    Ivan Junior Member

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    hehehehehe....

    lol
    cool one.
    :peace:
     
  20. Jacobite

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    The only reason men dont need 21 outfits for a vacation is not because we need to colour co ordinate but we just dont care waht people think of us.
    Woem ont he other hand are a wee bit more self concious and jsut need tof eel reassured that 21 outfits covers everything.