You GOTTA love old folks

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Wheely, Feb 28, 2008.

  1. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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    You GOTTA love old folks

    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We
    decided to grab a bite at the food court.

    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The
    teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
    orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager
    would look and find him staring every time.

    When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the
    matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
    choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in
    classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

    "Got drunk once and had sex with a pea****. I was just wondering
    if you were my son."
     
  2. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    A mod posted this???:noidea: :noidea: :noidea:
     

  3. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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    What, I just got it from my Church going mother, I figured it might me ok...Chris can delete it if he don't like it...

    Here Smokes, let me do it for ya...:nono: :nono: :nono:
     
  4. J.C.

    J.C. New Member

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    there's nothing wrong with the joke, Buns is an instigater......:tape: :biggrin1:
     
  5. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    I kindly got a chuckle out of it
    tha punk had it coming
    I would have ta think on before using it from tha pulpit though
     
  6. ace7038

    ace7038 New Member

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    I must say I could here that come out of my Dad in the same situation.
    I never know what he will say but it usually is good and funny.