A classic worth repeating

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  1. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENTin January 2009

    Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her
    first night in the White House. She has waited so long......
    The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,
    "How can I best serve my country?"

    Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
    "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
    The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
    Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
    Jefferson says,

    "Listen to the people."
    "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
    On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
    Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
    Lincoln says,

    "Go to the theater."
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  2. Southernfryedyankee

    Southernfryedyankee Senior Member

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    HA, I dont care who you are thats funny right there.