A Hoot

Discussion in 'General Archery Forum' started by Holy Smokes, Feb 12, 2007.

  1. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    Hey this is a real hoot, HS


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    >>> SPORTSMANLIKE GESTURE
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    >>> Two deer hunters were standing on a ridge near a highway in rural
    >>> Minnesota on the opening day of deer season. They both saw a
    >>> trophy-class buck meandering towards them. As the one hunter raised
    >>> his gun to shoot, a funeral procession came slowly by.
    >>> The hunter lowered his gun, took off his hat, and stood with his head
    >>> bowed until the procession was past. Of course by then, the deer was
    >>> long gone.
    >>> The other hunter exclaimed "Wow! That was the most sportsmanlike act
    >>> I've ever seen! You allowed this trophy buck to escape while showing
    >>> such compassion and kindness toward someone's dearly departed. You are
    >>
    >>> a great humanitarian and a shining example to sportsmen throughout the
    >>
    >>> world!"
    >>> The first hunter nodded and said; "Well, we were married for 42
    >>> years".
     
  2. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    this belongs in the hunting section.....oh wait it is about gun hunting so it belongs in off topic.....:laugh: :laugh:
     

  3. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    I really did look for a good section and I must have not seen where it went. So I just plugged it in here. Maybe just maybe it will get somebodys goat> :biggrin1: HS
     
  4. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    but what if dredly only has sheep???:peace:
     
  5. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    Well maybe I could do some real hard preaching about how the goats always have a much better time enjoying the risque things of this life and get them converted. Wow what a preacher I would be, Just like Uncle Ben, He converted rice ya know. :decision: HS :biggrin1: :biggrin1:
     
  6. two_shoes

    two_shoes YOU! Get in my belly!

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    Doh!

    You are so "BAAAAAAAD" :tape:
     
  7. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    That's a good one Smokes...:laugh:
     
  8. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
     
  9. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    I love it, love it, love it. :pound: :pound: :pound:
    Now that'll preach. HS
     
  10. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    Classic...Have to try that one...
     
  11. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    I heard this one couple of years ago but the funeral procession was driving by a golf course.

    Bowman you are not going to get the favorite nephew award.:tape:
     
  12. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    Why are you aunts bothering you agian? Hs:biggrin1: