Abstinence

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  1. MoSkeeter0311

    MoSkeeter0311 New Member

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    Subject: Abstinence

    A young couple wanted to join the church, the pastor told them, 'We
    have a
    special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex
    for
    one whole month.' The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks
    returned to the Church. When the Pastor ushered them into his office,
    the
    wife was crying and the husband was obviously very depressed.

    'You are back so soon... Is there a problem?', the pastor inquired.
    'We
    are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from
    sex
    for the required month.' the young man replied sadly. The pastor asked
    him
    what happened. 'Well, the first week was difficult...However, we
    managed
    to abstain through sheer willpower.'

    'The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed
    to
    abstain.' 'However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold
    showers,
    prayer, reading from the Bible...anything to keep our minds off carnal
    thoughts.' One afternoon my wife reached for a can of paint and
    dropped
    it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and I
    just
    had my way with her right then and there. It was lustful, loud,
    passionate
    sex. It lasted for over an hour and when we were done we were both
    drenched
    in sweat', admitted the man, shamefacedly.

    The pastor lowered his head and said sternly, 'You understand this
    means
    you will not be welcome in our church.' 'We know' , said the young
    man,
    hanging his head. 'We're not welcome at The Home Depot either.'
     
  2. J.C.

    J.C. New Member

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    :doh: :doh: :doh: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     

  3. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    THE JOKES SECTION IS GETTING ROUGHER EVERY DAY:noidea:
     
  4. J.C.

    J.C. New Member

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    Maybe we should make you the jokes forum mod, mr. thread police......:mod: :mod:
     
  5. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:

    too bad we dont have a double rods smiley.......
     
  6. J.C.

    J.C. New Member

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    check the 4x4 thread link

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: