Always Wear Clean Underwear In Public!

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Wheely, Jun 20, 2008.

  1. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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    Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.

    From the Daily News comes this story of a Leicester
    couple who drove their car to ASDA, only to have their car break down
    in the car park.

    The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping
    while he fixed the car.

    The wife returned later to see a small group of people
    near the car.


    On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs
    protruding from under the chassis.


    Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his
    lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.

    Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully
    stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked
    everything back into place.


    On regaining her feet, she looked cross the bonnet and
    found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.


    The RAC mechanic, however, had to have three stitches
    in his forehead
     
  2. jcmorgan31

    jcmorgan31 Prodigal Son

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    Now that is funny!!!!!!!

    If she picked out her husbands clothes like Bunny's wife does, she would have know that wasn't her husband under the car... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     

  3. NerdHick

    NerdHick New Member

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    LOL!!!
     
  4. Ronhop

    Ronhop RIP

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    This has been around for years....

    Ron
     
  5. pred8er

    pred8er He who eats fuzzy animals

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    If his wife dress' him, why was he half naked at the R-100? :laugh: :Cry: :laugh: