American Made

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Liv2Bowhunt, Oct 12, 2007.

  1. Liv2Bowhunt

    Liv2Bowhunt Senior Member

    A little American Indian boy asked his father, the big
    chief and witch doctor of the tribe, "Papa, why is it
    that we always have long names, while the white men
    have shorter names like Bill, Tex or Sam?"

    His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent a
    symbol, a sign, or a poem for our culture not like the
    white men, who live all together and repeat their
    names from generation to generation. Also, it is part
    of our makeup that in spite of everything, we survive.

    For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon
    Over The Lake, because on the night she was born,
    there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake.

    Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the
    Prairies, because he was born on a day that the big
    white horse who gallops over the prairies of the world
    appeared near our camp and is a symbol of our capacity
    to live and the life force of our people. It's very
    simple and easy to understand.

    Do you have any other questions, Little Broken Condom
    Made in China?