Another golden oldie

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by BowhuntnHoosier, Apr 7, 2007.

  1. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    Mark, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and
    his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I
    expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds
    flat, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."

    The next morning, Mark got up really early before work. When his wife woke up a
    couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a
    small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the
    wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the
    house.

    She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Mark is not yet able to have visitors....
     
  2. kbohunt

    kbohunt are u a fat boy?

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    poor mark

    Now that was funny.:laugh: :laugh:
     

  3. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    NOW THAT'S FUNNY...:pound: :spit: :lol: :D