Asian Proverbs

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by j3dGuam, Sep 27, 2007.

  1. j3dGuam

    j3dGuam Senior Member

    Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

    Man who run in front of car get tired.

    Man who run behind car get exhausted.

    Man with hand in pocket feel c**ky all day.

    Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

    Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.

    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

    War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

    It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

    Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

    Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

    Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

    Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have sh**ty time.

    Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
  2. Huya

    Huya Senior Member

    Woman who fly plane upside down Have crack up.