Be Careful Out There: Part 2

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by bill10418, Jan 11, 2008.

  1. bill10418

    bill10418 Why be Normal

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    IDIOT SIGHTING:
    I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.
    From Kingman , KS .

    IDIOT SIGHTING IN FO OD SERVICE:
    My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
    From Kansas City
     
  2. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    in the town next to where I live, they have LOTS of black bears.......

    they also have ALOT of implant city-iots......

    well one day the town clerk gets a phone call from a distraught women, claiming that everynight the local kids are getting into her garbage and spreading it around her yard......

    she demanded that they sent out town employee's to clean up the mess.....:laugh: