Be Careful Out There: Part 4

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by bill10418, Jan 11, 2008.

  1. bill10418

    bill10418 Why be Normal

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    IDIOT SIGHTING:
    At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

    This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.

    IDIOT SIGHTING:
    I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

    She is a deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.

    IDIOT SIGHTING:
    When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'

    This was at the CLERMONT DODGE CHRYSLER- JEEP CLERMONT,FL


    STAY ALERT! They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they REPRODUCE !
     
  2. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    :bowl: :bowl: :bowl: :bowl: :bowl:
     

  3. presspal111

    presspal111 Junior Member

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    :laugh: :laugh: I worke dfor a newspaper in the late 90s and at the xmas party the owner
    was giving a speach on how well the sales staff was doing and the the top
    sales were made by this nice young gal and he stated that she was :doh: (realy humping out there) :doh: the upper staff turned read and the real people cracked up:laugh:
     
  4. lungcutter

    lungcutter Senior Member

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    They Walk among us, Is someone a Quinn and Rose fan.