Big Buck Logic

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by MoBowman, Aug 20, 2007.

  1. MoBowman

    MoBowman Senior Member

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    An 8 pointer, 4 pointer, and a button buck are standing at the edge of a field browsing on acorns.
    8 pointer says, "I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting along."

    4 pointer says, "I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take care of me!"

    Button buck says, "My two are alright, better than nothing I guess."

    Then all of a sudden a GIANT 25 point non-typical buck walks out into the field.

    The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe.

    The big buck made a huge scrape and marked it, rubbed a phone pole and snapped it off at the ground! The three bucks looked on in amazement.

    8 pointer says, "I could probably get by with 4 does... Who really needs 10 anyways?"

    4 pointer says, "You know.. come to think of it, I could only really use one or two of mine!"

    The button buck was silent, the other two bucks look over to him in confusion.

    Suddenly the yearling runs out into the middle of the field!

    He rips and tears up some grass... marks all over the place, snorts & weezes, rubs his head raw on a tree and chews a lickin branch clean off! Then he runs back over to his two buddies.

    His friends immediately jump him, "What the heck are you doing!?"

    "I'm just makin' sure that big "son of a gun" knows I'm a buck!" he replies
     
  2. lungcutter

    lungcutter Senior Member

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  3. hduc2005

    hduc2005 Senior Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: now that's funny
     
  4. bowcraze30

    bowcraze30 Senior Member

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    nice

    :laugh: thats funny:p
     
  5. j3dGuam

    j3dGuam Senior Member

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    that was great.:lol: :lol:
     
  6. STRO

    STRO get'n rid of target panic

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    Good one :laugh: :laugh:
     
  7. BuckeyeRed

    BuckeyeRed Super Member

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    Not bad!!! :lol: :lol:
     
  8. Liv2Bowhunt

    Liv2Bowhunt Senior Member

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  9. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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    :laugh: :laugh: :lol: :lol:
     
  10. outdoorsman

    outdoorsman Senior Member

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    :lol: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  11. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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