Boys will be Boys - I laughed so hard I cried

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by clemenlp, Mar 3, 2008.

  1. clemenlp

    clemenlp Diamond in the Rough

    453
    0
    0
    And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


    1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

    2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

    3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

    4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

    5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way

    6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

    7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

    8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

    9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

    10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

    11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

    12.) Super glue is forever.

    13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

    14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

    15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

    16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

    17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

    18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

    19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

    20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

    21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

    22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

    23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

    24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

    25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
     
  2. MichiganHunter

    MichiganHunter Senior Member

    976
    1
    0
    clorox & brake fluid.... any takers?
     

  3. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

    5,611
    12
    0
    I hope I get a boy one day :laugh: :laugh:
     
  4. QSA

    QSA One eyed/Gutless wonder

    5,998
    1
    0
    That was the first thing I was thinking when I read that part. I have to try that. an empty clorox jug with just enough to wet the sides and black powder makes a very big boom if done right.
     
  5. retread

    retread Junior Member

    33
    0
    0
    I'm a boy...wanna adopt me? :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1:
     
  6. Ronhop

    Ronhop RIP

    3,967
    1
    0
    You do ? After reading that ?
    Good luck on that one Wheely... :laugh:
    I have 2 grown boys (18, 22) and they were a real handful. And still are, but they are great kids.

    I just might try the break fluid and Clorox for grins... Just a little won't hurt, right ? :laugh:

    Ron
     
  7. ace7038

    ace7038 New Member

    176
    1
    0
    I just might try the break fluid and Clorox for grins... Just a little won't hurt, right ?

    Ron

    You definitely want to do this outside!!!

    Can some one pm me and tell me how to make the quote icon work, please I can't seem to figure it out. TIA
     
    Last edited: Mar 3, 2008
  8. clemenlp

    clemenlp Diamond in the Rough

    453
    0
    0
    Well, I must say, I have three boys and one girl. I would much rather have three more boys than one more princess wrapped around daddy's little finger. I am and always will be a sucker for those puppy dog eyes, I just hope I can still afford them. :Cry: :Cry: :Cry:
     
  9. mangler

    mangler New Member

    80
    0
    0
    I am the oldest of four boys and lets just say that we've done pretty much everything on that list at one time or another, some things twice. The clorox and brake fluid does work, do it outside so you don't smoke out the garage or shop and try not to breathe it.

    Thank god I have a daughter who likes to play with her dolls more than she likes to make messes in the garage. Allthough I caught her with a steak knofe the other day as she was busy taking some strapping tape and taping everything down in the living room and using the knife to cut the tape.
     
  10. bullfiddle

    bullfiddle Movin on up!!!

    11,308
    1
    0
    I think the Clorox and brake fluid is what happened to half our membership... Every since this post we don't have near the traffic we used to....:frusty: :frusty: :frusty:
     
  11. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

    29,903
    12
    0
    here I is:wave:
     
  12. IN Bowhunter

    IN Bowhunter In search of the big rack

    83
    0
    0
    That is absolutely hilarious!!! You made my night!!!
     
  13. SinGin

    SinGin Banned

    1,001
    0
    0
    This is so right. I would rather have a dozen boys than two girls. Boys if they act up you can woop them. Girls if they act up and you fuss at them they go to their room and pout for 3 days.