Bubba and is attorney

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by scottg, Sep 19, 2007.

  1. scottg

    scottg Huntin Junkie

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    It has been awhile since I posted, so here we go.


    Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, 'Is it true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer?'

    'Yes, Bubba, sure is true,' responded the lawyer.

    'And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?'

    'Sure is, Bubba.'

    'And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?'

    'Yep.'

    'And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?'

    'That's right,' said the lawyer'

    'But why are you asking?'

    'Well, I was thinkin .. . . What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?'
     
  2. hduc2005

    hduc2005 Senior Member

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    :doh: :doh: :tape: :tape:
     

  3. Ronhop

    Ronhop RIP

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    I drink Miller Lite so that never happened to me... :peace:

    Ron
     
  4. Huya

    Huya Senior Member

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    Never went to bed with an ugly woman, Woke up with more than I care to count. So I will add to that lawsuit, JB, JD, Southern comfort, CC. and Black tower or 2 finger tequilla.
     
  5. QSA

    QSA One eyed/Gutless wonder

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    add me to the list