cannibal restaurant

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  1. TEN RING

    TEN RING ONE SHOT ONE KILL

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    A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a
    restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
    Feeling somewhat hungry, he walked in, sat down and looked
    over the menu...

    Raw Tourist: $5.00
    Broiled Missionary: $10.00
    Fried Explorer: $15.00
    Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

    The guy called his Friend over and asked,

    'Why such A huge price difference for the politicians?'

    The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're
    so full of s:censored: , it takes all morning.'
     
  2. J.C.

    J.C. New Member

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