A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he walked in, sat down and looked over the menu... Raw Tourist: $5.00 Broiled Missionary: $10.00 Fried Explorer: $15.00 Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00 The guy called his Friend over and asked, 'Why such A huge price difference for the politicians?' The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of s:censored: , it takes all morning.'