I heard this on the radio the other day, kinda corny, but it's all I got :laugh: Sitting at home one night the phone rings. The man answers it and it is his doctor. The doctor says, "I have been trying to get ahold of you, I have bad news and worse news for you". The man asks, 'What is the bad news?' Doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'. The man says, 'well that's some pretty bad news, what could be worse than that?' The doctor says, 'I have been trying to get ahold of you since yesterday'