Clean Joke

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Wheely, Nov 10, 2007.

  1. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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    I heard this on the radio the other day, kinda corny, but it's all I got :laugh:


    Sitting at home one night the phone rings.
    The man answers it and it is his doctor.
    The doctor says, "I have been trying to get ahold of you, I have bad news and worse news for you".
    The man asks, 'What is the bad news?'
    Doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'.
    The man says, 'well that's some pretty bad news, what could be worse than that?'
    The doctor says, 'I have been trying to get ahold of you since yesterday'
     
  2. bullfiddle

    bullfiddle Movin on up!!!

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    I don't get it....:noidea: :noidea:
     

  3. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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    I didn't get it either:lol:
     
  4. compoundxx75

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    I do. He only has 24 hours to live and he was trying to call him yesterday and he just answed the phone. So now he has been living for more than 24 hours...
     
  5. bullfiddle

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    From when?.....:noidea:
     
  6. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    so is he dead yet???
     
  7. jcmorgan31

    jcmorgan31 Prodigal Son

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    yesterday......:frusty:
     
  8. jcmorgan31

    jcmorgan31 Prodigal Son

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    Dude.........how did you get 15000 posts?????:confused:

    I'm averaging 3.5 per day for the past 18 months........:laugh:
     
  9. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    hard work and dedication........:amen:
     
  10. jcmorgan31

    jcmorgan31 Prodigal Son

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    dedication maybe............................:D
     
  11. bullfiddle

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    Hey Jc I am only about a hundred posts behind you.....Slacker.......:laugh: :laugh:
     
  12. jcmorgan31

    jcmorgan31 Prodigal Son

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    :scared: You're averaging over 26 posts per day!!!!!!!
     
  13. bullfiddle

    bullfiddle Movin on up!!!

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    I'll be at 15,000 by this time next year......:rockon: :rockon:
     
  14. BUNNYMAN

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    hey its hard work waiting the full 30 seconds:lol:
     
  15. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    yeah forget it.....I thought I would have been at 25,000 by now........
     
  16. bullfiddle

    bullfiddle Movin on up!!!

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    26.47 X 365 = 9661.55 + 1718 = 11,379.55 all I need to do is increase my average by a couple more posts a day and I am there.....:peace:
     
  17. BUNNYMAN

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    a couple more posts per day....I didnt relize you were going to give up sleep.........:laugh:
     
  18. bullfiddle

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    I can post 2 posts a minute more if that :censored: timer didn't keep making me wait 30 seconds. I can post my average in 13.265 minutes....:peace:
     
  19. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: