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  1. deerkiller443

    deerkiller443 Killen time

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    This is a post where you can post Chuck Norris jokes :peace:
    This is not the best one but here is one to start

    There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
     
  2. Josh_Putman

    Josh_Putman My little huntin buddy

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    If Chuck Norris was cloned, could he beat himself up?:noidea:
     

  3. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    :noidea: :noidea: :noidea:


    man you guys are bored huh???
     
  4. deerkiller443

    deerkiller443 Killen time

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    bored is not in my vocab and :focus:

    heres another one :peace:
    When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald’s because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy’s.
     
  5. QSA

    QSA One eyed/Gutless wonder

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    The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain

    Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.


    Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
     
  6. deerkiller443

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    Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick):lol: :lol:
     
  7. QSA

    QSA One eyed/Gutless wonder

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    I have to go for now. Be back later. I will leave you all with these

    The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do: .

    What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

    Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

    Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

    In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

    If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

    Chuck Noris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

    Chuck Noris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

    When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

    Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

    Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

    Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    Chuck Noris believes it's not butter.

    It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

    Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

    Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

    Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin.
     
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    Chuck round house kicked Jimmy Hoffa, his body hasn't landed yet
     
  9. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    you guys are stupid.........






    I DIDNT HAVE ANYTHING FOR CHUCK NORIS..........:frusty: :frusty:
     
  10. deerkiller443

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    If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

    Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this “a slow Tuesday.”

    When taking the SAT, write “Chuck Norris” for every answer. You will score over 8000.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

    James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
     
  11. deerkiller443

    deerkiller443 Killen time

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    Chuck Norris Round Hose kicked Bunny and he still isn't right :lol:
    :focus: :focus:
     
  12. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    Australia is a continent not a country:frusty: :frusty: :frusty:
     
  13. deerkiller443

    deerkiller443 Killen time

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    Shut up b4 I call chuck and make him Chuck you
    Did you know i am the only thing chuck is scared of:peace: :peace:
     
  14. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    I think it may be your breath he is scared of.......:tape:
     
  15. J.C.

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    When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't lower his body down, he pushes the earth away. :peace:
     
  16. bullfiddle

    bullfiddle Movin on up!!!

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    Most men can write their name in the snow but Chuck Norris can write his name in concrete....:peace:
     
  17. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    not you guys too.........:frusty: :frusty: :frusty:
     
  18. J.C.

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    google it if you don't know any, there's millions of them. :noidea:

    Then you can play, too. :biggrin1: :biggrin1:
     
  19. bullfiddle

    bullfiddle Movin on up!!!

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    He doesn't know how to google....:tape: :tape: :D
     
  20. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    oh i can JIGGLE w/the best!!!!!!!!:wave:
     
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