Computer exam

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by MoSkeeter0311, Oct 17, 2007.

  1. MoSkeeter0311

    MoSkeeter0311 New Member

    One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,
    elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."

    "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.

    "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine
    sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about

    It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a

    So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to

    He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the
    sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

    Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

    "You have tennis elbow... Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
    activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @

    That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
    wondering if the computer could be fooled.

    He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples
    his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

    Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits
    dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

    The computer prints the following:

    1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
    2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
    3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
    4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
    5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get

    Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart
  2. hduc2005

    hduc2005 Senior Member

    now that's funny I guess Wal-mart does have it all