Computer exam

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by MoSkeeter0311, Oct 17, 2007.

  1. MoSkeeter0311

    MoSkeeter0311 New Member

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    One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,
    "My
    elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."

    "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.

    "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine
    sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about
    it.


    It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a
    doctor."

    So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to
    Wal-Mart.

    He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the
    urine
    sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

    Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

    "You have tennis elbow... Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
    activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @
    Wal-Mart."


    That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
    began
    wondering if the computer could be fooled.

    He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples
    from
    his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

    Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits
    ten
    dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

    The computer prints the following:

    1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
    2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
    3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
    4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
    5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
    better!

    Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart
     
  2. hduc2005

    hduc2005 Senior Member

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    now that's funny I guess Wal-mart does have it all