Confession

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  1. Southernfryedyankee

    Southernfryedyankee Senior Member

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    >"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with an easy girl".
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    >The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"
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    >"Yes, Father, it is."
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    >"And who was the girl you were with?"
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    >"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
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    >"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you
    >may as well tell me now.
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    >Was it Tina Minetti?"
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    >"I cannot say."
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    >"Was it Teresa Volpe?"
    >
    >"I'll never tell."
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    >"Was it Nina Capelli?"
    >
    >"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
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    >"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
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    >"My lips are sealed."
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    >"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then? "
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    >"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
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    >The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny
    >Parisi, and I admire that.
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    >But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for
    >4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
    >
    >Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and
    >whispers,
    >
    >"What'd you get?"
    >
    >"4 months vacation and five good leads."
     
  2. Ronhop

    Ronhop RIP

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    That's great...:laugh:
    Ron