Crabby Wife

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by BowhuntnHoosier, Oct 10, 2007.

  1. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage
    man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

    "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife,"
    said one trooper.

    "Tell me! Did you find her?!" Wilkens shouted.

    The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news,
    some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear
    first?"

    Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news
    first."

    The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
    your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."

    "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the
    good news?"

    The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five
    pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her ."

    Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the
    great news?"

    The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
     
  2. IChim2

    IChim2 IChim2 and he's a shooter

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  3. pilot

    pilot Senior Member

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  4. lungcutter

    lungcutter Senior Member

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    :laugh: Funny funny funny:biggrin1:
     
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  6. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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