Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by scottg, Nov 15, 2007.

  1. scottg

    scottg Guest

    While walking through San Francisco , Golden Gate Park a man came
    upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the
    tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the
    heck are you doing?"

    "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

    "You've gotta be kiddin' me."

    "No, would you like to give it a try?"

    Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped
    his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With
    this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his
    wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

    Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy
    handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck
    happened to you?"

    He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

    When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in
    sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the
    ear and said, "This just ain't your day, cupcake..."