Daddy long legs

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Southernfryedyankee, Feb 12, 2008.

  1. Southernfryedyankee

    Southernfryedyankee Senior Member

    A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

    He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
    Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
    Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her

    to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was
    looking at two spiders mating.

    "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

    "They're mating,"her father replied.

    "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

    “That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

    "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

    As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question
    he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

    The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a
    moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying "Well, we're not having
    any of that brokeback mountain bull:censored: in our garden."
  2. J.C.

    J.C. New Member

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

  3. Hoyt1986

    Hoyt1986 GIT R-DONE!!!!!!

    :whoo: :whoo: :amen: :lol: :D