Dear Abby,

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by j3dGuam, Sep 11, 2007.

  1. j3dGuam

    j3dGuam Senior Member

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    [FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]Dear Abby,

    I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice.

    I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

    The usual signs......... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

    My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

    I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just don't want to know the truth. But last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

    Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro shop where I bought it?
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  2. Archerdad

    Archerdad Senior Member

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    i would take it to the pro shop.....
    :D