Dear Abby

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by scottg, Oct 2, 2007.

  1. scottg

    scottg Huntin Junkie

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    Dear Abby:



    My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the

    beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse

    is that everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also,

    since he lost his job six years ago; he hasn't even looked for a new

    one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and BS's with

    his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter

    went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I

    may be a lesbian. What should I do?



    Signed: Clueless



    Dear Clueless:



    Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore!

    You're a United States Senator from New York running for President of

    the United States . Act like one!
    :laugh: :peace: :laugh:
     
  2. j3dGuam

    j3dGuam Senior Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     

  3. lungcutter

    lungcutter Senior Member

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    If she wins we won't be laughing!!!
    :scared: :usa: :scared:
     
  4. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    Now that's funny...:laugh:
     
  5. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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